Goose On My Hat

[Verse 1: CO13]
Gooses on my hat
Yo momma is fat
More than one way to skin a cat
You were in a gang, but they called you a rat
I really want to hit you in the head with a bat
Santa said, "Creature, get off of my lap"
It's been 30 years and you still cannot rap
Go on the track and run forty five laps
You were on the toilet and you took a big crap
You put the soggy ball back on the rack
Next time I see you, I'll kick you in the sack
Do you have a toy? I have a stack
Thomas the Train is sussy on the track
Have you ever heard of stingy jack?
You doing magic? I'll call you Zach
You have no skill or expertise to hack
It has come to my attention it's a pee pee that you lack

[Verse 2: Robert Henrik Williams Jr.]
Ahhh!
Goose, get off my hat!
You is a little rat!
You is a little brat!
I'ma hit you with a bat!
Me and CO is on the track!
Me is making so much racks!
Me do not enjoy running track!