Download "Goofin’ Off"

Album The Complete Stax-Volt Singles 1959-1968

Goofin' Off by Macy Skipper

Performed by
Macy Skipper

Goofin’ Off Lyrics

[Verse]
Voice 1: Horsefly!

Voice 2: Daddy Ooh smooth!

V1: How are you fixed for goose?

V2: Loaded!

V1: Well then, hit me man!

V2: On the way to the cafe, I blowed out a left tennis shoe
But lucky I had my cold patches with me
Smoothie, the menu was loaded
They had steak sandwich, chicken salad
Bacon tomato lettuce tomato barbecue
Pimiento cheese, tortilla, hamburger, cheeseburger
Con latte, blue type of creamed egg
Battered hake a la hamburger steak
Cold plate ham, ram, lamb, beef, bull and bear
Goof off, Smooth, and tear me up

V1: After the show, be sure and drag to the Rocker Club
And dance to the music of Joe Banana and his bunch
With music with a peel, playin' and singin' their smash hit
"Grandma's a total stranger, since she got her nose caught
In a record changer"
Now there'll be free pink tea for the ladies
And Zuzu crackers for the men
Keep on goofin', horsefly, 'cause you's on Candid Camera

V2: Man I feel so unnecessary, I wonder how things are
In Guacamola, do you need money?
Send your hot rod, your record player
And your charm bracelet to station G-O-O-F
And we will cheerfully send you fifty cents cash
And if you're not completely dissatisfied, your money will be
Grudgingly refunded, keep on flippin', smooth!

V1: Lately I noticed it's hotter in the city than it is in the Summer
And it's colder in the Winter than it is in the country
Like thirty days has September, April, June and no wonder
All the rest like peanut brittle except my mother in law
And she rides around on a tricycle
Ain't nothin' to it, just go and do it horsefly

V2: Smooth, six months ago I couldn't even spell
The word "drummer", now I are one
And man, all drummers are broke
Have you got two tens for a five or two dimes for a nickel?
Or change for a dollar thirty five?
Or just lend me a dollar-half for a cup of coffee
But let me have solid quarter, man
Speakin' of money, where can I buy the
One way ticket to Arkebutta?
Or can't you get there from here?
Educate me now, you know
We went to different schools together

V1: Are you all croaked out and all blagged off?
I done goofed, have you tried the new breakfast cereal Goofettes?
If you have you's goofed, like I just did
Switch, as many do, to cheeseburger on cornbread
Or cold possum sandwich, on dry wheat toast
But if you wanna play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs
And the way you want 'em, man, is on credit
Now keep on goofin', horsefly

V2: Are you all coked out, and all blagged off?
Is your face dirty from the lack of washing?
If so, try stick-o little soap-o sud
They do the work of, without strain of
And youse will say happy days are here again
The only way you can beat it, man, is with a stick
And if you're driving home, be sure you got a car
Or you too will be goofin' off

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