Veltones
Carla Thomas & Rufus Thomas
Carla Thomas
The Chips (Doo-Wop Group)
Carla Thomas
The Mar-Keys
Carla Thomas & Rufus Thomas
Prince Conley
Carla Thomas
The Mar-Keys
Barbara Stephens
The Mar-Keys
The Triumphs
Carla Thomas
The Mar-Keys
William Bell
William Bell
Macy Skipper
Barbara Stephens
Nick Charles
Barbara Stephens
The Tonettes
The Mar-Keys
Nick Charles
Canes
The Mar-Keys
The Del-Rios
The Del-Rios
Rufus Thomas
Booker T. & The MG’s
Booker T. & The MG’s
William Bell
Carla Thomas
The Mar-Keys
Otis Redding
The Tonettes
Rufus Thomas
Booker T. & The MG’s
William Bell
The Mar-Keys
Booker T. & The MG’s
Deanie Parker & The Valadors
William Bell
Carla Thomas
Eddie Kirk
Oscar Mack
Cheryl & Pam Johnson
Booker T. & The MG’s
William Bell
Bobby Marchan
Otis Redding
The Astors
Billy & The King Bees
Eddie Kirk
Rufus Thomas
William Bell
Otis Redding
Carla Thomas
Booker T. & The MG’s
Floyd Newman
Rufus Thomas
Bobby Marchan
The Drapels
Deanie Parker
The Van-Dells
William Bell
Otis Redding
Otis Redding
Eddie Jefferson
The Cobras
Rufus Thomas
Barbara & The Browns
Carla Thomas & Rufus Thomas
Carla Thomas & Rufus Thomas
Otis Redding
Oscar Mack
Dorothy Williams
Carla Thomas
The Drapels
Booker T. & The MG’s
Wendy Rene
Ivory Joe Hunter
The Mar-Keys
The Fleets
Rufus Thomas
Otis Redding
Barbara & The Browns
Johnny Jenkins
Wendy Rene
The Mad Lads
Booker T. & The MG’s
Carla Thomas
Baracudas
Otis Redding
Otis Redding
Del-Rays
David Porter
Barbara & The Browns
Admirals
Carla Thomas
Gorgeous George
The Mar-Keys
Rufus Thomas
Sam & Dave
Sam & Dave
Booker T. & The MG’s
Booker T. & The MG’s
Otis Redding
Otis Redding
The Astors
Wendy Rene
Carla Thomas
Rufus Thomas
The Mad Lads
William Bell
Sam & Dave
Carla Thomas & Rufus Thomas
Otis Redding
The Premiers
Rufus Thomas
The Astors
Sir Isaac & The Do-Dads
Sam & Dave
The Mar-Keys
Booker T. & The MG’s
Carla Thomas
Otis Redding
Otis Redding
The Mad Lads
Carla Thomas & Rufus Thomas
The Mar-Keys
Johnnie Taylor
Otis Redding
Eddie Floyd
Ruby Johnson
Four Shells
Carla Thomas
Sam & Dave
Albert King
The Mad Lads
William Bell
William Bell
Otis Redding
Mable John
Johnnie Taylor
The Mad Lads
Eddie Floyd
Carla Thomas
Booker T. & The MG’s
Booker T. & The MG’s
Albert King
Sam & Dave
William Bell
Otis Redding
The Mad Lads
Rufus Thomas
Ruby Johnson
Ruby Johnson
Otis Redding
Albert King
Johnnie Taylor
Johnnie Taylor
Booker T. & The MG’s
Sam & Dave
Mable John
Carla Thomas
The Charmels
Carla Thomas
Eddie Floyd
Johnnie Taylor
The Mad Lads
Sam & Dave
Bobby Wilson
Booker T. & The MG’s
William Bell
Sir Mack Rice
Carla Thomas
Eddie Purrell
Otis Redding
Ruby Johnson
Mable John
Otis Redding & Carla Thomas
The Bar-Kays
The Bar-Kays
Otis Redding
Albert King
Sam & Dave
Sam & Dave
Eddie Floyd
The Mad Lads
Sir Mack Rice
Rufus Thomas
Carla Thomas
Jeanne & The Darlings
Eddie Floyd
Booker T. & The MG’s
Booker T. & The MG’s
Otis Redding
Mable John
Mable John
Johnnie Taylor
William Bell
Otis Redding & Carla Thomas
C.L. Blast
C.L. Blast
Judy Clay
The Charmels
Sam & Dave
The Astors
The Bar-Kays
Eddie Floyd
Mable John
Johnnie Taylor
Booker T. & The MG’s
William Bell
Johnny Daye
Carla Thomas
Rufus Thomas
The Charmels
Jeanne & The Darlings
Albert King
Sam & Dave
Sam & Dave
Otis Redding
Otis Redding & Carla Thomas
Ollie & The Nightingales
Eddie Floyd
The Bar-Kays
Johnnie Taylor
William Bell
William Bell
Mable John
Rufus Thomas
Rufus Thomas
Jeanne & The Darlings
Jeanne & The Darlings
Derek Martin
Linda Lyndell
Carla Thomas
The Mad Lads
Otis Redding
Albert King
Johnnie Taylor
[Verse]
Voice 1: Horsefly!
Voice 2: Daddy Ooh smooth!
V1: How are you fixed for goose?
V2: Loaded!
V1: Well then, hit me man!
V2: On the way to the cafe, I blowed out a left tennis shoe
But lucky I had my cold patches with me
Smoothie, the menu was loaded
They had steak sandwich, chicken salad
Bacon tomato lettuce tomato barbecue
Pimiento cheese, tortilla, hamburger, cheeseburger
Con latte, blue type of creamed egg
Battered hake a la hamburger steak
Cold plate ham, ram, lamb, beef, bull and bear
Goof off, Smooth, and tear me up
V1: After the show, be sure and drag to the Rocker Club
And dance to the music of Joe Banana and his bunch
With music with a peel, playin' and singin' their smash hit
"Grandma's a total stranger, since she got her nose caught
In a record changer"
Now there'll be free pink tea for the ladies
And Zuzu crackers for the men
Keep on goofin', horsefly, 'cause you's on Candid Camera
V2: Man I feel so unnecessary, I wonder how things are
In Guacamola, do you need money?
Send your hot rod, your record player
And your charm bracelet to station G-O-O-F
And we will cheerfully send you fifty cents cash
And if you're not completely dissatisfied, your money will be
Grudgingly refunded, keep on flippin', smooth!
V1: Lately I noticed it's hotter in the city than it is in the Summer
And it's colder in the Winter than it is in the country
Like thirty days has September, April, June and no wonder
All the rest like peanut brittle except my mother in law
And she rides around on a tricycle
Ain't nothin' to it, just go and do it horsefly
V2: Smooth, six months ago I couldn't even spell
The word "drummer", now I are one
And man, all drummers are broke
Have you got two tens for a five or two dimes for a nickel?
Or change for a dollar thirty five?
Or just lend me a dollar-half for a cup of coffee
But let me have solid quarter, man
Speakin' of money, where can I buy the
One way ticket to Arkebutta?
Or can't you get there from here?
Educate me now, you know
We went to different schools together
V1: Are you all croaked out and all blagged off?
I done goofed, have you tried the new breakfast cereal Goofettes?
If you have you's goofed, like I just did
Switch, as many do, to cheeseburger on cornbread
Or cold possum sandwich, on dry wheat toast
But if you wanna play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs
And the way you want 'em, man, is on credit
Now keep on goofin', horsefly
V2: Are you all coked out, and all blagged off?
Is your face dirty from the lack of washing?
If so, try stick-o little soap-o sud
They do the work of, without strain of
And youse will say happy days are here again
The only way you can beat it, man, is with a stick
And if you're driving home, be sure you got a car
Or you too will be goofin' off