Goodbye Winslow

[Verse 1]
Wherever I go, I'm always stuck with me
Still, every loser hopes to make a little history
But I can't seem to locate my famous monument
With my name above my bronze-plaque-carved accomplishments
She was a Harvey Girl ghost, so we danced at the La Posada Hotel
But we couldn't afford their Huevos Rancheros, so we settled for Taco Bell

[Chorus]
Goodbye Winslow
I won't be standin' on your corner
Waitin' for my bad luck to end
Feelin' unwanted like someone from south of the border
"Illegal" clearly tattooed on his skin
Goodbye Winslow
I'm feelin' low and I can't win

[Verse 2]
She climbed up on that giant jackrabbit
That photo still makes me laugh
She rode that thing all the way to Texas
Writin' my epitaph
Never should have fallen so hard for a damsel in distress
You can't exorcise another soul's dark demons when your own soul is possessed

[Chorus]
Goodbye Winslow
I won't be standin' on your corner
Waitin' for my bad luck to end
Feelin' unwanted like someone from south of the border
"Illegal" clearly tattooed on his skin
Goodbye Winslow
I'm feelin' low and I can't win

[Bridge]
(Goodbye Winslow)
Goodbye Winslow
(Goodbye Winslow)
Goodbye Winslow
(Goodbye Winslow)
Goodbye Winslow

[Outro]
And I can't seem to locate my famous monument
With my name above my bronze-plaque-carved accomplishments