Good Intentions

[ Verse 1 ]

Well my baby said to be home by 11
I hit the door 12:30 on the dot
She surprised me with a candle light dinner
And I showed up with the pizza that I bought
If I had a single dollar
For every time my good intentions turn out bad
I’d have the biggest pile of money that you’ve ever seen
Bill Gates would be mad
For everytime my good intentions turn out bad

[ Verse 2 ]

My baby wanna have a special party
So I called everybody that she knows
But when she found out I invited her sister
She got so mad
I thought her head would explode
Sometimes I have to stop and wonder
If I’m a guy that’s born to be sad
I don’t wanna believe it
It just can’t be
I’m about to go mad
For every time my good intentions turn out bad

[ Verse 3 ]

I bought some shorts for my girl on her birthday
I took a guess on the size without concern
She put them on and read the label
She visibly began to burn
I told her “baby, I just made a guess”
“Geez, how big do you think my butt really is?”
Everytime I try to make her happy
I only go and make her mad
For every time my good intentions turn out bad