Good For Nuthin’

[Intro]
Warning: This song may inspire laziness

[Verse 1]
Last night I mighta had a few drinks
And now I'm wakin' up still a teeny bit drunk
Got the forecast callin' for rain
If the sun's hittin' snooze I might as well too
Got a few missed calls from the boss
His voice mail sounds pretty pissed off oh
But I think he mighta caught the hint
There ain't no way I'm makin' it in

[Chorus]
'Cause today feels like it's good for nothin'
Nothin's what I'm gonna do
Kick back, get the reruns runnin'
Maybe crack a cold one or two
And everything will have to wait
I'm busy wastin' time away
I got six more to get done somethin'
But today feels like it's good for nothin'

Yeah

[Verse 2]
Ain't gonna do one damn dish
Or cut a blade of grass
Gonna sit on my ass
Only thing on my to do list
Is beat my highscore on N64
Got a few missed texts from my friеnds
But I'll take a rain check, I already got plans

[Chorus]
'Causе today feels like it's good for nothin'
Nothin's what I'm gonna do
Kick back, get the reruns runnin'
Maybe crack a cold one or two
And everything will have to wait
I'm busy wastin' time away
I got six more to get done somethin'
But today feels like it's good for nothin'

Oh yeah

[Bridge]
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the weather
Tomorrow I'll get my shit together

[Chorus]
But today feels like it's good for nothin'
Oh yeah
Today feels like it's good for nothin'
Nothin's what I'm gonna do
Kick back, get the reruns runnin'
Maybe crack a cold one or two
And everything will have to wait
I'm busy wastin' time away
I got six more to get done somethin'
But today feels like it's good for nothin'
Oh yeah
Like it's good for nothin'