Good 4 u (Parody)

Olivia:
This phone is poop. I mean, who even uses Galaxy?
I'm only holding this so I can get money
After this, I'm going right back to my iPhone 12

Thought were the new Vanessa and Zac Efron
I mean, minus all the scandals and the botox
Time for me to make a corny 2000s video

Well, sucks for y'all
Taylor's not mean and happy
That means all of her new songs are trash
Lucky for y'all
I got dumped and got angry, Yas, queen
So I will spread my bitter rath

I want money. Don't worry, you teens
I'll be your heartbreak singing queen
Let's go, Wildcats. Oh, wait
This isn't that Lorde and Halsey are doomed

Taylor: Watch it, new girl

Olivia:
Yeah I’m so totally cooler than Sharpay Evans
When I’m acting on the stupid High School music set
That name's so long it’s seven words like, Disney
What the f is up with that?

And this part of the video is really cringey
I'm making faces in this ring light I’m so Gen-Z
I'm such a bratty dumb kid
4:3, Its vintage
I’m selling nostalgia just like everybody else is!

Yeah, look at me
I'm much better than Avril Lavigne
She’s just so 2004
Look at me
I’m so totally slaying
Hayley Williams from, that band, Paramore

My song 'Driver’s license' was weak
Now I’m Pop Rock with Sour Patchies
Caress the camera for views, gonna burn down his room
'Love the way you lie' Who?

Snuck in his room
I set it on fire, burning
That’ll sure teach him right
This ain’t cool
I’m in really big trouble, save me
The door’s locked from the outside

I'm gonna fry
Be burned alive!
At least he’ll lose his PS5
Going Wandavision before I’m burned to a crisp
All for one dumb dude

I cannot die, I’m in a lake. I'm Jason Voorhees