Gonzo Bling

(I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the Green Monster, the bling, and the bling-bling, and I want you to roll it all into one joint. "No one's ever been brave enough to try that." One man is. Roll it.) [Alex from Grandma's Boy]

[LoDeck]

Jak. Sprinkle a little bit of vodka on top too. Light it up. Hahaha, I've done it. Heavy right, bet you a hundred

Step into this, what you call business
Convict kindergarten
Infrequent mic visits daring me to handle this
Holy scam like evangelist
Cum-verting 42 virgins
Such a terrorist, please no cameras
I wrote this misquoted paragraph when telegrams were still buzzing
Getting head and Belvedere, my cock playing stunt husband
I held it in til I thought Evelyn Lin
Add another sin
The phantom chime's anonymous organ notes
I shine like J.P. Morgan's vaults
Amongst the dull and comatose
Still kicking, blowing powder off wigs
I blow minds like Lincoln
Free thinking, free range chicken breast licking
Shit's complex like repressed strippers
I splash the money shot and write advice for the little tippers
Transform the g-spot under a sycamore
Do you remember
Fuck a thrift shop, I'll spend my 20 at a liquor store
Then wake up groggy in a new Bugatti
Tapping on a politician's whore
Dude I'm so Illuminati
Lifting the curtain to a devil's orgy
I'm sure Picasso saw the exact same
Knee deep in slime, can you make out my name
Bitches make out at this party rocking Beliebers to the door of death
Your battery's spent, go next
I pass like Ervin
Fuck your head up worse than Jordan in a Laker jersey
I'm rarely heard like secret service thru the walkie-talkie
When it all hits, intense bliss
Asking who the fuck is this
During your very first kiss, inventiveness