Golden Showers in the Golden State

[Verse 1]
Your dad can suck my cock if he can come and play
Your mom can touch my dick every single fuckin' day
With the fingers on my hand, your brother he will buckle
For another dollar, fuckin' do it to your uncle

[Chorus 1]
It's a hot damn day down in California
It's a grand old way in California
If you come, we'll play, I just gotta warn ya

[Verse 2]
You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay
Just don't take a piss in someone's mouth when you're away
I jack myself to sleep every night, I'll have a dozen
I'll let you watch the show when I'm pooping on your cousin

[Chorus 2]
It's a fun, hard day up in California
It's a grand old way up in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We fuck in California

[Bridge]

[Chorus 2]

[Outro]
And this is California
And this is California
We fuck in California
And this is California
We fuck in California
We fuck in California
Cause this is California