Golden Girls

[Intro]
I be there
I try, shit
Yeah, ay
Yo man, ay
I had this one time, I
I guess it was a miscommunication
So one night where I's supposed to meet my homeboy at this party man, well, shit
I tell y'all about it, look

[Verse 1]
See, I was at the house, tryna figure out
Should I go out or should I stay — home?
Got a unpaid phone, no outgoing calls
Only incoming calls all day long
I got a incoming call from my main dawg
He said "Hey dawg
If you could then you should come through to this party"
I told him I was broke but he said that the drink and the smoke was — free
But is there anyone I know there?
No — but there's gonna be some hoes there
Yo, slow your roll that's no fair
That's a little blow, lil' bro don't go there
You know I got a weakness for the freakish
Pretty little things with the bangs and the short hair
He say "Yup, but I don't care"
I said "Fine, I'ma meet you outside when I'm over there, peace"

[Interlude 1]
"Aight man, I come through but, don't leave me hanging, you know my phone ain't working, right? So meet me at this spot, aight? See you soon."

[Hook]
So I walk up in the party with no bang on my arm
And I know that by the end of the night I won't be alone
So I'm rapping at the gift and yes it's sprinkled with charme
Got to spend my little game because I know it's the bomb

[Verse 2]
So, I get off of the bus and I go to the spot where I thought I was s'pposed to meet my homie at
But I think he forgot, I was hot, if he wasn't gonna meet me outside why he told me that?
I can't even make calls, I was stuck outside of the building, I hope my homie call me back
Just then about five dime chicks went inside this house so I asked "Where the party at?"
Is it this right upstairs? "Follow us"
I don't know these hoes but I gotta trust
That they know where the fuck they go
When I got to the door where the party [?]
It was a different kind of party
'Bout 45 girls in the house but no men
That's when my homeboy called me
I said "I gotta call you back, man I'm busy at the moment, peace"

[Interlude 2]
"Yo man, I gotta call you back, bro. I'm, I'm in this party, but, it's, I, I don't, I, I can't explain, I explain later, man, I'ma call you back."

[Hook]
So I walk up in the party with no bang on my arm
And I know that by the end of the night I won't be alone
So I'm rapping at the gift and yes it's sprinkled with charme
Got to spend my little game because I know it's the bomb

[Verse 3]
Now let me explain what I meant when
I said the party was different
You see there was no boos, noo dudes, only women
But the one thing I believe I should mention
Is: These women were old
Looking like they came from a time [?]
With a big white cake and a sign that said:
Happy 85th Birthday, Winifred
What? Man I thought I went crazy
This a birthday jam for some old ass ladies
I was going bounce but ass always leaving
They was cuttin' up cake in some big ass pieces
The five dime chicks they were someone's nieces
One of 'em approached me and told me "Eat this"
Handed me some cake and she said "What's good?"
I spend my game and we both came back to my hood
Good night

[Interlude 3]
"Yo bro, you won't believe what happened to me last night, bro. It's a long story but all you need to know is: I got some booty."

[Hook]
So I walk up in the party with no bang on my arm
And I know that by the end of the night I won't be alone
So I'm rapping at the gift and yes it's sprinkled with charme
Got to spend my little game because I know it's the bomb

[Outro]
Ay, craziest thing, she left me card that said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, said
Yeah, before she left, I said
Yeah, yeah, she said
And the card attached, it said
Yeah, crazy ass night man