Golden Dump (The Trump Hump)

[Verse 1]
What a great honor it must be for you to
Listen to this hit
From America to Mexico to China and shit
I love China
People say I don't love China
How couldn't I love China, China
China rhymes with vagina
I'm not a stupid neanderthal
That's why I'm gonna build a giant wall
It's true!
And who's gonna pay for the wall?
Mexico!
See, I got uuuge IQ, so do what I tell you to do!

[Chorus]
Do the Trump Hump, or I'll punch you in the face, boom!
Trump Hump, or I'll knock you out cold!
Do the Trump Hump, Trump Hump, I'm not bald, I'm bold!
Do the Trump Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump
Or take a dump!

Don't be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum
DUMB!
Don't be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do
STUPID!
Do the Trum-pum-pum Trum-pum-padum Trum-pa-dum-padum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump
I shit Golden Dump!
Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
NUTS!
Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr
CRAZY!
Do thе Trum-pump-um Trum-pum-padum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump
I shit Golden Dump!

[Verse 2]
Evеrything I touch turns into gold
If you say I act like a 5-year-old
It's ridiculous! You're disgusting!
Well, you started it, now deal with it!
Lier, liar pants on fire, go back to Kenya
Cause you can't run a country, can ya?
No, you can't!

[Verse 3]
We don't need no crooked Hillary
All we need is genius me
Sinatra sang that the lady is a tramp
And Trump sings that first lady must be Trump!
MELANIA!

[Chorus]
Do the Trump Hump!
What you see is what you get!
Trump Hump!
He's the best on the world!
Do the Trump Hump, Trump Hump!
Be my bitch, I'm rich!
To be the president is my fate, so please donate!

Don't be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum
DUMB!
Don't be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do
STUPID!
Do the Trum-pum-pum Trum-pum-pa-dum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump
I shit Golden Dump!
Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
NUTS!
Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr
CRAZY!
Do the Trum-pump-um Trum-pum-pa-dum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum
The Trump Hump!
Everybody jump
I shit Golden Dump!
Everybody hold!
I turn shit into gold!
Everybody jump
STOP!

[Verse 4]
All that humping got me tired
You, come here
Yeah you, you're fired!
You're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired
YOU'RE FIRED!
Cause I'm Donald J. Trump!

[Outro]
Make America great again!
Make America great again!
Yes we can!
Make America great again!
Yes we can, make America great again!