Golden Age of TV

[Verse]
I used up every sick day I had so I started calling in late
Now I find I'm even more behind, the fall lineup’s gonna be great
It's becoming a full time job, and you can call me Emily Nussbaum
I need to see the next fifteen seasons if I ever want to keep calm

[Chorus]
Golden age of TV
Never leave the living room again
Golden age of TV
An update on a trusted friend
Golden age of TV
Cheers to the national health
Golden age of TV
And nothing else

[Verse]
I'm getting lost in fictional worlds, character depth and byzantine plot
No need to deal with the latest war, another unarmed citizen shot
Lower the blinds and I’ll be just fine as long as you keep them shut
Parental block on the cable news god bless the new samizdat

[Chorus]
Golden age of TV
Never leave the living room again
Golden age of TV
An update on a trusted friend
Golden age of TV
Cheers to the national health
Golden age of TV
And nothing else