(Speaking parts)
All Might:
I am here!
Goku:
You're a Pride Trooper?
All Might:
No! I'm a hero! They call me All Might! I save the innocent, and put villains where they belong! Behind Bars!
Goku:
Did you say bars?
All Might:
Why, yes I did!
(Verse 1)
Goku:
Yeah, I got bars droppin heat, Goku doing it! (Skrrt)
Point the Glock at your face, you better get to movin' it! (Okay!)
Eat senzus, i'm chewing it (Okay!), might take your girl to the movies quick, (Yeah!)
She twerkin' on me and the crew and shit, (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) on my dende she do the splits, Ayyee
(Speaking)
All Might:
Hah! Now that's a fine quirk you have there, now i'll give it a go! (Quirk? Huh?)
(Verse 2)
All Might, top hero on the set! (Set!) I might save your girl, and she might give me some neck! (Neck!)
I get bread, Plus Ultra on the check! (Money!)
You don't get paper! You just get wrecked! (Yeah, bitch!)
(Speaking)
Goku:
Huh?! How did you learn to spit fire so fast?!
All Might:
Hah! That was only 5% of my full power! Now, take this! (What?!)
(Verse 3)
All Might, yeah I might just take your wife! (wife!) Get the dragon balls, 'cause I might just take your life! (Yeah aight!)
The last verse was something light, but this time All Might laying pipe! (Lay the pipe!)
Young Midoriya, he's young but he's strong! (I am!) I gave him One For All, and now he'll take your girls thong! (Yeah!)
Our money long! Spittin' fire all over the song! (Yeah!) We right and you wrong! You're girl all over my shlong! (All over that dick!)
(Speaking)
Goku:
That was lowkey fire! (How did he learn the art of bar spitting so fast?! What's his secret?)
Midoriya:
Hey All Might, can I have some more hair?
All Might:
Of course young Midoriya!
Midoriya:
Thanks! I feel so much stronger now!
Goku:
That's it! (eats hair)
I feel incredible! Now, i'm boutta to get in that ass!
All Might:
Nobody is allowed inside off my ass!
(Verse 4)
Goku:
Swole than a bih, since you talkin' shit (Shit) I might feed your mom (What?) the whole damn tip. (Okay!) Next time, don't step to a Saiyan. (No!)
Ki blast in your mouth, 'cause that's what your craving, aye!
Goku in this thang. All Might you a lame. I might pull it, bang
If you had a chain, i'm snatchin' that thang, give it to the gang. (Aye)
You heroes are so lame, Goku with the flame, ki blast to your brain like hold up. (Get em' dad) I don't need to quirk. (Quirk)
I'll give your ass the work. (Work) No, I don't need no quirk. (Quirk)
I'll make your girl twerk
(Speaking)
And that Gohan, is why you never do crack
Goku vs. All Might RAP BATTLE!! was written by SSJ9K.
Goku vs. All Might RAP BATTLE!! was produced by SSJ9K.
SSJ9K released Goku vs. All Might RAP BATTLE!! on Sun Jun 09 2019.