Going Homo

[Verse 1]
Can't find a dame, they're always the same
Going to shame my family name 'cause I'm going homo
I always used to flirt, my feelings got hurt
Now I'm going out with kurt 'cause I'm going homo

[Chorus]
I'm going homo, what could I do? (Ah-ah)
I wouldn't give me AIDS if I were you
Going homo is the way to be when you're turning
Going homo today

[Verse 2]
With my eyes in my pocket, my nose on the ground
People put me down 'cause I'm going homo
I can't relate, I am what I ate
My lifestyle's alternate 'cause I'm going homo

[Chorus]
I'm going homo, what could I do? (Ah-ah)
I wanna talk about it on "Donahue"
I'm going all the way to Miami
Going homo today

[Bridge]
All of the questions I don't want to ask (Want to ask)
Why did God make men with nipples? (Nipples on a man)
All of the girls I know, they're butterballs (Butterballs)
They're all the same from the waist down
When they're wearing their gowns

[Verse 3]
I'm wise, I'm through with telling lies
Hanging out with guys, I'm going homo (Homo)
And I'm still here, I'm parking in the rear
All the girls are shedding tears 'cause I'm going homo

[Chorus]
I'm going homo, what could I say?
We're living in Babylon today
I'm going all the way to Miami
Going homo today
I'm going homo today
I'm going homo today, yah

[Outro]
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