Goin’ Downtown

[EMCEE, spoken]
And now, continuing with our talent contest, here's Little Albert and the Tru-Tones!

[LITTLE ALBERT AND THE TRU-TONES]
Me and my baby goin' downtown (Downtown)
Me and my baby gettin' down tonight
Me and my baby goin' downtown (Downtown)
Me and my baby gonna check check
Check out the sights
We're lookin' around
We're lookin' around
Check check checkin' it out

[JIMMY, spoken]
Marty! Marty, I said no mayonnaise. How many times have I told you: no mayonnaise on the chicken sandwhich, baby?

[MARTY, spoken]
Thousands, Jimmy, now eat it!

[JIMMY, spoken]
Yeah, I'm forced to, baby, 'cause I'm starvin'.

[MARTY, spoken]
You got a bigger problem. Sharlene and Joann just walked.

[JIMMY, spoken]
Just walked. Just walked! They can't do that to Jimmy. I need backup!

[MARTY, spoken]
Yеah, you do. And not only for tonight. What about the ten-week tour starting tomorrow?

[JIMMY, spoken]
Marty, you've got about tеn minutes to deliver or else.

[MARTY, spoken]
Jimmy, you've already gone through every girl in the circuit. I warned you to lay off the women you work with

[JIMMY, spoken]
Uh huh.

[MARTY, spoken]
There are plenty of other women out there.

[JIMMY, spoken]
There sure are, baby, but who's time to go out looking for 'em, Marty, huh? I'm always working!

[MARTY, spoken]
That's why Marty always keeps you working.

[JIMMY, spoken]
Damn, baby. Where you going?

[LITTLE ALBERT AND THE TRU-TONES]
Checkin' it over
Checkin' it out
Checkin' it over
Checkin' it out
Aaahhhhh

[DEENA, spoken]
Oh no! They have the same wigs we have!

[LORRELL, spoken]
We're ruined unless we can find new wigs.

[EFFIE, spoken]
Why do we have to wear wigs in the first place?

[DEENA, spoken]
Because we need a look. I got it! Turn the wigs around!

[LORRELL, spoken]
What?

[DEENA, spoken]
Turn the wigs around!

[LORRELL, spoken]
Oh, Deena, it's so different.

[DEENA, spoken]
It's sophisticated looking.

[EFFIE, spoken]
Front ways or back ways, wigs ain't natural. And what about these dresses? I mean, this does nothin' for my body.

[DEENA, spoken]
Effie, my mama spent three weeks sewing up these dresses. Shoot, they helped us win that contest in Chicago.

[EFFIE, spoken]
Big deal. So we won three albums we already had.

[C.C., spoken]
Hey! I'm going to the pit to give the guys the music.

[DEENA, spoken]
Hey, C.C. Do you really think we're gonna win?

[C.C., spoken]
We're gonna win!

[DEENA, spoken]
We're gonna win!

[EFFIE & LORRELL, spoken]
We're gonna win!

[DEENA, EFFIE & LORRELL, spoken]
We're gonna win!

[LITTLE ALBERT & THE TRU-TONES]
We're going downtown
To check check check out the sights!

[EMCEE, spoken]
Let's hear it for Little Albert and the Tru-Tones. Weren't they fabulous? Now put your hands together for TIny Joe Dixon!