God’s Hotel

Everybody's got a room (room)
Everybody's got a room (room)
Everybody's got a room
In God's Hotel
Everybody's got a room (room)
You'll never see the sign hanging on the door
Saying "There ain't no rooms available here any more"

Everybody's got wings (wings)
Everybody's got wings (wings)
Everybody's got wings
In God's Hotel
Everybody's got wings (wings)
You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
Saying "At no time may both feet leave the floor in this hotel any more"

Everybody got a harp (harp)
Everybody got a harp (harp)
Everybody's got a harp
In God's Hotel
Everybody's got a harp (harp)
You'll never see the sign hanging on the wall
Saying "There ain't no harp playing allowed in here anymore"

Everybody holds a hand (hand)
Everybody holds a hand (holds a hand)
Everybody holds a hand
In God's Hotel
Everybody holds a hand (hand)
You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
Saying "There's absolutely no hold handing in this hotel anymore"

Everybody is blind (blind)
Everybody is dumb (dumb)
Everybody's dumb and blind
In God's Hotel
Everybody is blind (blind)
You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
Because blind people can't see anyway in that hotel anymore

Everybody is deaf (deaf, what?)
Everybody is deaf (what'd he say?)
Everybody is deaf
In God's Hotel
Everybody is deaf
You'll never see a sign hanging on the bathroom wall
Saying "There's no deaf people allowed in here anymore"

Everybody plays piano
Everybody plays piano
Everybody plays piano
In God's Hotel
Everybody plays piano
You'll never see a sign hanging on the door

Everybody got heaven (heaven?)
Everybody got heaven (heaven?)
Everybody got heaven
In God's Hotel
Everybody got heaven (heaven?)
You'll never see a sign scribbled on the toilet wall
Saying "Rosie will get you heaven, dial 68664"