God’s Been Tapping My Phone

I spoke to God last night
You know He wasn't that glad to see me
He just walked right in
And said I failed it all completely
He gave me just today
To see if I could find
Just one person
Who thinks I'm good for anything

Oh oh

And so I phoned you up
I thought that maybe you could help me out
I know you're on the spot
I know there's lots that we should talk about
But I don't have much choice
'cause I can seem to find
Just one person
Who thinks I'm good for anything

So please just say
I'm not such a bad guy anyway
Or am I?
This time my goose is really cooked
I wonder just how long He's known
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always alone
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always... I'm always alone

So me and God we talked
He said that Heaven wouldn't let me in
And I tried to tell my side
But that's an argument I couldn't win
Because He knew each lie
That I told to you
And I thought He only
Heard me in confessional
Or so they said
In my old Sunday school
I guess the joke's on me

Who knows how much
He's overheard
This time I'm all alone
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always alone
God's been tapping my phone
I guess that's why I'm always alone