God is a Juggalo

[Intro: Madd Maxxx]
And low I say unto thee. All those who are not righteous can get fucked eternally. Juggalations 3:17, bitch!

[Verse 1: Madd Maxxx]
I have only three missions upon the planet
That's breathe gases, eat asses, and keep rappin'
And those are all already things I'm consistently makin' happen
So two ass cheeks slappin', the sound of one hand clappin'
Now that's what I call a round of applause
I roll with a bunch of beautiful thug bitches down for the cause
I'm sayin' what the fuck is a kitty without any claws?
Y'all already know I don't abide by sanity's laws
So what the fuck is good!?
Doin' this shit the way I fuckin' should
Talkin' slick until we sippin' Faygo in your fuckin' hood
All these little buttercups ain't up to snuff
These bitches ain't fuckin' tough
Let some violence erupt and they run for the woods
Spores in my lungs growin' psilocybin inside 'em
Listen to my tracks if you wanted to try 'em
Eastern Hebrew outcast motherfucker, L'chaim!
Roll with a bunch of scumbags, but I could never deny 'em
All my bitches bad, I know that's why these lames hatin'
The kind that get paid naked, to play with they face painted
We are God's chosen, ain't no way to debate it
Because God is a Juggalo, that's why my life is fuckin' amazin'

[Bridge 1: Madd Maxxx]
Even when it sucks
Especially when it sucks

[Chorus: Madd Maxxx]
Too sick, true shit
Fuck you gonna do trick?
Built an army with the old shit
So, what you think I'ma do with the new shit?

[Verse 2: Madd Maxxx]
I do this shit for all of my people that's still on drugs
I ain't over nothin' motherfucker, I still want blood
Showed up with the disadvantage and I still got love
Already they call me a legend, but I'm still not done
I know what I said, I'll fuckin' flow 'til I'm dead
But I will never let the recognition go to my head
I'm just some dude, I ain't more important than you
Don't fuck with my family, I'll leave you chokin' in bed
I mean that shit, my destiny, I ain't just dream that shit
I looked in the mirror and seen that shit
Then I ran it up the mountaintop and screamed that shit
Haters at sea level like "you'll have to repeat that shit"
All that I know is the truth and I'ma speak that shit
I ain't about to stifle my voice like a weak-ass bitch
I would rather die, I'm no dragonfly
Exhalin' someone’s fire and smoke, I'll blacken the sky
I love my fam and that's exactly why
I take two liters and twist, make 'em splash each side
Headed to Shangri-La, I will not let it pass me by
I know for sure God is a Juggalo, don't ask my why
I just know it

[Bridge 2: Madd Maxxx]
Don't you think that would explain a lot at this point

[Chorus: Madd Maxxx]
Too sick, true shit
Fuck you gonna do trick?
Built an army with the old shit
So, what you think I'ma do with the new shit?

[Outro]
*Laughter*