This is a Hebrew-to-English translation of Amit Ulman’s song “Elohim Ba'Gmail” (God in Gmail), as performed on his debut Album “Hetzi Sograyim” (Semi-Brackets).
[Intro]
God opened an account in Gmail
Out of a desire to go down to the people
So he registered with the username "God"
God Almighty, He did not suspect
That there is such a user, as is well known - there is only one God
But the name "God" was already taken
"God1"? "God2"? "God7"? "Deity2000"?
"LordsOfArmies"? "Allah"? "TheGoddess"? "OurFatherInTheSky"?
"TheOneAndOnly"? Maybe "King"? "TheKing"? "Ace"?
"The Holy" dot "One" dot "Blessed7632", Is thе username he got
[Verse 1]
On thе web, God is everywhere
And the true God has begun to feel alone
So he opened a Gmail account by "Everyone does it so let's" vibes
And well, it happened
Because everything else was fake, mountebank, fugazi, humbugs
Just boomer's kids which nicknamed themselves "God" in Gmail
Unreasonable, foolish, doesn't hold water
And God is omnipotent, once he split some sea
A few more miracles and then they'll realize and see
That the original, primordial, primitive, is him
"The Holy" dot "One" dot "Blessed7632"
[Chorus]
[In translation process]
God in Gmail (English Translation) - אלוהים בג’ימייל was written by Amit Ulman - עמית אולמן.
God in Gmail (English Translation) - אלוהים בג’ימייל was produced by Isaac DaBom - איציק פצצתי.
Amit Ulman - עמית אולמן released God in Gmail (English Translation) - אלוהים בג’ימייל on Mon Oct 26 2015.