Goblin

[Verse 1: Violent J]
From the bowls of the city, lurkin’ in the trenches
Underneath the bridges, behind the park benches
Stench is seepin’ off me. I’m gutterlicious
Thinkin’ nothin’ of your wishes. I’m uttelry vicious
Crawlin’ through the sewers, it’s an intricate job
Some only a foot wide. I move like the Blob
Seep into your home every time you catch a night terror
It’s ‘cause I’m right there, suckin’ out your air
A priest can’t do shit but just tickle my humor *laugh*
‘Cause I ain’t from the pit. No, that’s only a rumor
I’m atomically demoic. You see me and vomit
More heads than a totem pole and faster than a comet
Get it right! I’m the fuckin’ bump in the night
The unexplainable, but for real when I bite
I fill you with fright, and kill you, I might
Somethin’ from the other side, a horrible sight
I’m a goblin

[Chorus: Violent J]
I’m a goblin, a hobgoblin
What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?
“Nothing, nothing. You ain’t scarin’ nothing”
“Nothing, nothing.” It ain’t nothin’
I’m a goblin, a hobgoblin
What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?
“Nothing, nothing. You ain’t scarin’ nothing”
“Nothing, nothing.” It ain’t nothin’

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Clinging’ to your ceiling, back bent like the exorcist
Slit necks and wrist, I exist
Crawlin’ tarantula style with a face smile
Very bad intentions all the while
I’ll have sick fun playing with my victim
Lurkin’ through the darkness until I pick one
A damned soul lost in the nether void
Committin’ atrocities feeds me joy
Oh, boy. Catch me in the creepiest corner
Starin’ you down, gazin’ upon ya
Waitin’ to harm ya, that’s what I’m here for
Always lookin’ for trouble, hear me creek in the floor
Outside your closet door lies a demon
I inflict tortuous pain while you screamin’ *scream*
And then, that’s it. There’ll be no more breathin’
Much more than a’ evil heathen
I’m a goblin

[Chorus: Violent J]
I’m a goblin, a hobgoblin
What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?
“Nothing, nothing. You ain’t scarin’ nothing”
“Nothing, nothing.” It ain’t nothin’
I’m a goblin, a hobgoblin
What the fuck is a goon to a goblin?
“Nothing, nothing. You ain’t scarin’ nothing”
“Nothing, nothing.” It ain’t nothin’

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I’m not a werewolf. I’m not a Frankenstein
I’m not a zombie. I’m a goblin
I’m not a vampire. Not a’ alien
I’m not the fuckin’ mummy. I’m a goblin
I’m not a phantom. I’m not a ghost
I’m more than a’ evil spirit. I’m a goblin
I’m not a gargoyle. Not a warlock
I’m not a mad man. I’m a fuckin’ goblin
I’m not a’ ogre. I’m not a ghoul
I’m not a gremlin. I’m a fuckin’ goblin
I’m not a mutant. I’m not a troll
I’m not a’ orc. I’m a goblin
I’m not the Grim Reaper. I’m not a cyclops
I’m not a’ evil wizard. I’m a goblin
I’m not a devil. I’m not a hunchback
I’m not a bigfoot. I’m a goblin