Glorious Day

[Verse 1]
Making love in your Honda Accord
There's a cop and he'll watch 'cause he's bored
Flashed his brights on the back of your seat
Lost my pants, got your hand on my knee

[Chorus]
I know that I'm not a dancer, but I'll dance anyway
It's a perfect disaster, what a glorious day
What a glorious day

[Verse 2]
There's three more cops, they're getting hot on our trail
I can't get caught, I've got no cash for the bail
I slam the brakes, we're flying high off this cliff
Why aren't we screaming at a moment like this?

[Chorus]
I'm always statin' the answers, but I'll ask anyway
It's a perfect disaster, what a glorious day
What a glorious day
I know that I'm not a dancer, but I'll dance anyway
It's a perfect disaster, what a glorious day
What a glorious day

[Non-Lyrical Outro]