Gloria

[Verse 1]
I said I’d take both pair, size 5-14
I had to press my luck and say the half-size in-between
Add ten more of the 12’s, five black and five white
I’ll sell all the rest and take some stress off the wife
Vacation, we can eat opera cake by the beach
In Miami in Florida and have some sand on our feet
And we’ll put the rest in the bank, she’s been so stressed at her work
And I’m waiting in long lines to get some socks or a shirt
But this will fix that, sell the drops and relax
I can еven start trimming down my belts and my hats
And my robes, and my shoеs, I always get them in two’s

[Verse 2]
Miami Beach is so fun, that’s where the wife wants to go
She’s been so stressed at work, I get her out of the snow
One more flip then I’ll dip, one more drop that I’ll cop
We can hook up the two, one more flip and I’m through
And the silhouettes clean and the laces, they peach
And it’s getting a little hard to wait in line for the sneaks

[Verse 3]
Cause the wife is stressed out and the money is thin
And I’m getting a lot of clues that the marriage might end
It’s like the night after one of the most shocking collabs
And you wake up and realize you’ve gotten the bag
But all your accounts are froze cause you’ve got enough clothes
You got enough throws, you got enough robes
Be Brilliant Tanning lady had things she would ask
And stuff she bought she thought she couldn’t flip for cash
She thought my Golden Goose shoes were losers
She asked “Am I cooler?”, Ziploc collab Dean & DeLuca
Threw away my notebooks but there were no more rulers
She cracked the glass set, collab cups Ferris Bueller

[Verse 4]
And this Be Brilliant Tanning lady on TV, she’s the new star
She owns tanning salons and a string of bars
She asked and shit and said “Why’d you stow away this joke?”
Ashing on a reversible denim distressed coat
And it’s my fault, I never got the locker bill
Wife is studying neoplasm and fish gills
I was camping out PS5 in GameStop
And the Beauty and Youth tent Japan drop
I had a couple units crosstown credit card
And collab accounts Apple, felt the card was hard
Now this beeper and the lady ashing on my shit
Smashed the fidget spinner, didn’t get the drip
And if she did she get that it’s a Matt Ox
Can’t stand to see her going through this other box
Her name was Gloria and she bought my locker room
She’s about to sell it all, I’m watching TV in my room

[Outro]
Ajai got a job at Lord & Taylors, selling suits. At Lord & Taylors, Ajai had a mentor. Highlight was holiday hours when they were open til 11:00. Men’s section was dead. Once, he didn’t know how to use a register, and in an exchange early on, he owed $132 after the difference
“I couldn’t figure it out”, Ajai said
“I’ll take care of it”, said Ajai’s new mentor
Every Indian would call him "boss" or "brother." Asked him for a discount or cash. Older black women took to him especially upon learning his Christian upbringing and altar boy background