Glomgold Theme Song Takeover

[Intro]
Disney Theme Song? Pfft!
Much better
Now the world will know that Flintheart Glomgold makes THE superior opening theme song!
I even sprang for a famous singer... take it away DJ Daft Duck!
Huh? What do you mean you don't sing?
Ugh! Fine, I'll do it myself!

[Verse 1]
Life is like an evil scheme, here on GlomTales
Sharks and bombs and Scrooge’s screams, it cannae GlomFail
Cannae top my grand plan, to beat that Scotsman

[Chorus]
GlomTales!
Technically I’m Scottish as well
GlomTales!
Uhhh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks
GlomTales!

[Bridge]
What’s next? Oh yeah!
C-C-C-CG, it’s so fancy
Once Scrooge sees this, there’s no chance he
Can compete with the glory of

[Chorus]
GlomTales!
Bravest, strongest, and most modest, GlomTales!
Okay, we ran out of budget, but kids 6 to 10 will love it!
GlomTales!