Glide

[Verse 1]
Yo, contemplating as I ponder, making observations
I just used a lot of ways to get across the same thing
I’m over-complicating it but what I’m saying is
I’m sorry ‘bout this stupid song I made, I wasn’t concentrating
If the world ends with a fight between God and Satan
I wouldn’t even know which side to choose
It just depends on whether I’m allowed to take drugs in Heaven
'Til then I’m fucking groupies and bunning lemon haze with One Direction
Destined to be a star but not right now though
We ain’t taking no handouts, we’ve gotta find our own
Bitch let’s fuck in a Premier Inn with the lights down low
On a bed covered in loose change and five pound notes

[Hook]
Got my spacesuit and my jet pack
I’m ‘bout to relocate
I don’t know if I’ll be able to get back
But I tell myself I’ll be okay, I’ll be okay
I’m going up up and away to infinity and beyond
No more misery I don’t want no one missing me when I’m gone away
Life’s a joke, I’m dead serious
Life’s a joke, I’m dead serious

[Verse 2]
Yo, tell a wasteman if you smoke then you should call me up
My weed tastes like shit and my 20 bags are small as fuck
Don’t be deterred by the fumes when I’m burning this zoot
I keep the good shit for personal use, come fucks with me
Before I go broke and be a victim of circumstance
I’ll blow the Boisht factory up and do an insurance scam
Neck a whole bottle of Captain Morgans and hop on stage
I’m like a male model 'cause I’m making money off my face
Tryna get my debts paid and my head straight
My only plan is to earn dough
I’ll be doing this until my blood turns cold
The spliff's top heavy like body builders that miss out on leg day
Putting burn holes in my church clothes
Can’t grow facial hair and I don’t have enough muscle
Fired my stunt double for having too much stubble
I don’t ask for much in life – I'd just like a beard
So I don’t get asked for I.D. when I’m buying beer

[Hook][x2]
Got my spacesuit and my jet pack
I’m ‘bout to relocate
I don’t know if I’ll be able to get back
But I tell myself I’ll be okay, I’ll be okay
I’m going up up and away to infinity and beyond
No more misery I don’t want no one missing me when I’m gone away
Life’s a joke, I’m dead serious
Life’s a joke, I’m dead serious