Gladys

[Verse 1]
Plug me in and see what I can do
'cause trials like mine need not apply to you, you, you
I live free, with chipped teeth I bite the food
But this tapeworm won't let me get the pieces I consume

[Chorus]
Now I whither, whither with her (hey)
Whither, whither with her (hey)

[Verse 2]
She insisted I give her a name
I said Tammy, she wasn't happy and demanded a change
Something more classic like Gladys or Jane
I chose Gladys, she started splashing stomach acid in waves
So now I'm eating just for the taste of it
Insatiable hunger starting to make me sick

[Chprus]
Now I whither, whither with her (hey)
Whither, whither with her (hey)
Whither, whither with her (hey)
Whither, whither with her (hey)

[Verse 3]
I said Gladys, goodbye I have drank poison, poison
On an empty stomach to make it work fast
She said, "baby boy your stomach will never be empty with me, with me, with me"
She said, "baby boy it's the poison that makes this worm fat"
But the poison she shared with me
But the poison she shared with me

[Chorus]
Now I whither, whither with her (hey)
Whither, whither with her (hey)