Giving You a Warning

For crying out loud
Won’t you turn down that radio?
I’m drowning in the sound
Of things that I don’t need to know

I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
Get set, go!

Making bold predictions
That accidentally come true
Lucky guesses won’t impress

My polyester princess
Lounging by the swimming pool
Lay right there, the mountain comes to you

I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m coming for you!

Climb down, Desdemona
I ain’t gonna seal your fate
I’m just trying to warn ya
But the hour’s getting late (too late)

I got something to show you
Guaranteed to make you laugh
A pornographic haiku
And some interesting photographs

I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
On your mark!

I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
I’m giving you a warning
From my heart
From my heart
From my heart!