Girly Worm

Waxed lips and Cornelius
It's a picture perfect day
For Bananafish going ape while
For the strawberry blonde, and..

Girly worm, I love my girly worm
She's the best thing I've ever known
Girly worm, I love my girly worm
She's as pure as new fallen snow

Daddy's a fatty
His hairdo natty
Chomping at the bit
Driving everybody batty
He's a vampire for the strawberry blonde and……

Girly worm, I love my girly worm
She's the best thing I've ever known
Girly worm, I love my girly worm
She's as pure as new fallen snow

Drop my slacks at thе laundry mat
After kicking off my day with a hit from my bat
It's a line drive, not a cloud in thе sky
It's a vampire, with the sun in his eyes
Going ape while
It's a hell of a time with...

Girly worm, I love my girly worm
She's the best thing I've ever known
Girly worm, I love my girly worm
She's as pure as new fallen snow

She's new fallen snow, yeah
As new fallen snow, yeah