Girlie Song

I once met a girl, as pretty as a flower pot
Ever so popular I almost had a shot
When we get older I hope we get hitched
But to tell you the truth she's a two-face bitch yeah

Let me tell you a story about a girl I know
I met her one time after a show
Slipped me her number then I gave her mine
I got to use my best pick up lines
She was looking so fine so hot and sweet
I said "Girl we just got to meet"
She came over in a real cute dress
Said "Damn girl you got big-"

You don't know how it feels
A two timing bitch, it can't be for real

Now back to the story we were at my house
All I wanna do is get in her blouse
Parents were out too late now hoof it
Come on girl (Just shake that booty)
I though what we had that night would last
Never had a girl like this in the past
[?] other girls to be with her
She'd [?] she'd be my girl

You don't know how it feels
A two timing bitch, it can't be for real
You don't know how it feels
A two timing bitch, it can't be for real

You fucking bitch

Her friend called up to tell me what's up
From that day on I'm calling her a slut
Fucking around can't be for real
'Cause she don't know how it feels
Pain is gone but I'm still pissed
Better watch out you're on my shit list
Be here tomorrow gone today
When I see you this is what I'm saying

You don't know how it feels
A two timing bitch, it can't be for real
You don't know how it feels
A two timing bitch, it can't be for real