Girlfriend

I can't believe we're finally alone
I can't believe I almost went home
What are the chances? Everyone's dancing
And she's not with you

The universe must have divined this
What am I gonna do? Not grab your wrist?

I could be a better girfriend than her
I could do the shit that she never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from her
I could be your favorite woman
Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better girlfriend

I don't need to tell you twice
All the ways she can't suffice
Give it some time and you'll find out why
Same sex couples are the cutest
The universe must have divined this, mmm, mmm
Fuck your girlfriend, she can find another dude

I could be a better girfriend than her
I could do the shit that she never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from her
I could be your favorite woman
Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better girlfriend than her

I could be a better girlfriend

I never would have played you like a toy
Just how she did
Went to the bathroom
Never-ever came back to you
For you to pay the fucking bill

I could be a better girfriend than her
I could do the shit that she never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from her
I could be your favorite woman
Plus, you know, my clothes would fit

I could be a better girfriend than her
I could do the shit that she never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from her
I could be your favorite woman
Plus all my clothes would fit