[Intro: Tyler, The Creator, Bonnie & Josh Man]
Now, mo--
Oh my God, what the fuck
What? What?
Since I knew that, uh, Mark was coming to make the Eggos
I grabbed a toaster for us to use
Ah
Four slots so we can make--
We don't need a toaster when you're making Tyler's waffles
Yeah, yeah
Yah
Dot dot dot dot girl
Dot dot dot dot girl
Yah!
[Verse 1]
I tried to change myself in many ways for many babes
I changed my hair, I changed my walk
I changed the way I flexed it on 'em
I tried to switch up all my clothes for hoes that ain't know better
Issa sweater-stealing bunch of muffins, I was wrecking on 'em
Girls all over the world tryna get my attention
Oh, who I'm kidding? I'm one of those guys that's just so average
But the passion I exhibit is winning, I'm making every decision
It's hitting, this is for my future children
[Bridge]
Girls, girls, girls, girls, please just get up off me
Swirl, whirl, twirl, hurl, it's like I'm at a carnival
I'm not involved with any of you Barbies
With your blonde wigs, fake nails, ass on Lolli
[Verse 2]
Aye girl, what's your name? Tell me, what's your number?
I'm just tryna have a really sunny, sunny summer
Summer bummer like I'm Lana Del Rey
And Rocky, Carti, and shawty
Is you down to party?
And parley like all day, I need you on my plate
It's 'bout eight, and I ate, and I feel like it's fate
That we crossed paths, oh that's my bad
Look at your ass, oh that's so crass
Screw the rules, look at you (moving it)
I'm a fool, but my boo (cruising with it)
I don't know what to do with myself now
I think I need a girl just like you (wow)
I really mean that, baby
I hope you see that, baby
Dynamic duo, we could be that, baby
I just gotta ask, would you be my lady?
[Verse 3]
Grrrah
I'm just tryna get in
Yes I'm acting friendly (let me slide)
I won't hit it and just quit it
I'ma get you millions (load it up)
Girl you stupid fine (chees)
Drink you up like wine (chug ya up)
(But slowly 'cause nobody really chugs wine like that)
Hey I'm just playing, please listen to what I'm saying
It's you and me, it's us and we
And maybe go from two to three
But I'm not tryna rush into this, my girl
Ooh wee, you giving me a rush, my girl
I really think you could be my whole world
Just give me time, I'ma give you the whole world
And we could be that couple
That make others' feathers so ruffled
I just need you by my side
Someone to help me ride
And save the world, be my girl
Dot dot dot
[Outro: Tyler, The Creator + Bonnie]
All my life, I've really liked syrup
I just liked eating waffles all day
Have you ever had bacon and syrup--
Uh, I'm not finished