Gimpo (Version)

(?) the theatre there
I had to go down the dark alley bit
And there was a big (?) blonde
He was up there standing by corner
You could spot him a mile off couldn't you?
(?)
Slowed down to the end of the road
And I looked at him and I couldn't resist
I had to- I had to come round to him and say "You got some business love?"
And I was like "(?)"
How Much? Tenner, You got any crack? (Hang on, Just a tenner?)
(Tenner?) (?) Tenner, yeah

Anyways, I was more interested in the crack
"Say you got any crack?"
And she sorta looked like "Uhhh... A bit if you're like a copper or what (?)"
I just fancied getting some crack off her
So she gets in the car and we go round the corner
And just across- Across (?) Avenue towards fucking Seven Dials
And we were just there, I just got into the car and look behind me
And I see three black guys, Back down the road and I felt "Ooh.."
So I left it and asked if she had any crack
"Oh yeah I got some crack", So I end up giving her twenty quid
And we went back in the car, We hadn't done anything
We hadn't done fuck all or (?) for crack
She was like "Ooh I'll get some crack to share wit' you"
I was like fine

She went off, Popped across the road
(?) the seat, and I was cornered by uh, Cambridge Circus there
Where the taxi places are, Just hanging around
Standing like a cunt across the road going (?)
And there fucking awkward, She doesn't know (?) or whatever
Then we eventually get somewhere, We set off to this (?)
Dunno why, Don't know why we're going towards Finsbury Park anyway
To get crack out of town or whatever?

We stop for a little bit, A little bit I (?)
I was like (?) and she like "You're not gonna hit me are ya? You not gonna batter me are you?"
And she kept going (?) about battering her
Next time I see her I'll fucking batter her
I passed her once in the street, I recognize her now
Yeah I have seen her in the (?) other place
Up towards (?)

So we went up Finsbury Park, And went up Stroud Green Road
And we stop by a pub on side of the road
(?), Just going in here to check if we can go in there
And I like alright, And she went in and that was it!
I was just a cunt, Yeah!

So I was like, Wait ten, Fifteen minutes
She got the crack, And she had the crack
Spent twenty quid on the crack
So she's gone in and fucked off with it
And I'm like "Oh alright fine."
So I started banging on the door
The building was a bit derelict and everything
The houses were set back in the shop
You got the shop and the house set back
So I was banging on the door, Banging on the door
And then this big tall Greek- Turkish guy, People came down
And he was about my height or he was bigger or whatever

He was a wide (?) cunt
And he was "Clear off you cunt! Go on, Fuck off-" Well not happy like that, but like Clear off, Fuck off, And then he jumped over the wall, Into the shop next door
And came through their door, And came outside
So (?) pointing and I was like "Look, Fucking (?) gone in there with me drugs right and I fucking want them."
And he was going like "Fuck off, There's nobody here with that name."
I can't even remember her name, Fuck off
She give me her money-
"Fuck off before you" yeah and cussing me out
Sorta trembling and shaking and feel (?) up
And then, I (?) fucking them, (?) with me and everything
Sorta tapped me on the face, And that was it right
Oh fucking hell is that all it is then?

So I twatted him and he was taken a bit back by that
Yeah I twatted him in the face and was like "Go an' get her"
I can't quite remember (?) I wasn't moving
Yeah so he ran across the road, Yeah
And I was like "Come back you cunt"
Just walking past him like an ordinary cunt like you do
And he ran across to the phone box right
Dialed the Old Bill or whatever, (?) and I got to the phone box
And he was going like "Quick! Quick! Quick! Someone's tryna kill me, On Stroud Green Road!"
And I'm like "Oh yeah cunt" I grabbed the door, he dropped the phone
And legged it up Stroud Green Road and I'm like "You fat cunt."
So I'm just walking after him, Catch him dead easy
And he's fucking legging it up there looking back going "(?)"
And like a daft (?), (?) see if he come out and run away
I just followed him, And he turned the corner, (?) so I legged it since he's getting out of sight
I went around the corner, And he was waiting for me, Trying to punt me out
And so I just battered him, Knocked him to the ground
And he was just going like "Ahhh!" and I was just like kicking him in the head
And (?) was like "You cunt."

Kicked him in the fucking head and he was just like (?), Cunt
So I just fucking walked off back down the road then
And then he was going like- And then he ran across the road to a car and was like, "Help me! Help me!"
And I was like "You twat", And I started walking back down the way
But by the time I got back to bottom of the road where my car was by the Fish and Chip shop
Then this copper's turned up, And I was like (?)
And he was like, "It's him! It's him! He fucking battered me!" the bloke ran to the coppers
All this fucking blood coming out of his nose and everything
And he was (?), And I was (?)
What you been doing?
I said "Oh I just had a fight with him" and the coppers were just like handcuffed me and put me in the back of the fucking cop car
Took me to the fucking police station, (He robbed the (?)) (Yeah! Yeah!)
And so they took me to the fucking police station, Because they had him battered, and I'd hit him and I'd said "Yes I'd hit him" and they got me for fucking assault!

Like this Geeza going "I want him done! I want him done!" and (?) the police station
And go and the Police Doctor comes- Gets called in to see me
And this bloke, And he'd gone like "Look right," (?) and they looked like "Oh he's a fucking (?)" when I went into the police station

(?) He's a fucking dick
You know, He's been rolled by a prostitute and we got a (?) here
He was a right cunt