Gimme That Holidaze

(Spoken)
When fall has finally fallen
And I recall those seasons past
I remember every happy December
But the miracle never last
But this year I will hold on to that cheer
No matter how many presents it takes
With one simple phrase
Gimme that holidaze

Jingle bells ring in the air
Let's eat a whole fruitcake
In ice skates and ride a reindeer at the mall
Whose sweater has the reddest poinsettia of all
(Holly jolly golly better buy the best winter wear)
Eggnog toboggan logging shopping for antlers online
I’m shipping amazon prime
Mittens ribbons and sleighs
Gimme that holidaze
(throw snow, shop, buy toys, eat pie)
Watch me wear pajamas for days
(Ho Ho Ho I made a list for mall Santa)
I want a rocket, a robot, a trip to Madrid
A gingerbread Igloo for me to live in
Need a genie, a dreidel, " " a magical gadget for opening packages
Made a model train out of candy canes all by myself
I'm like a Norwegian elf
With the Nutcracker's crackets
Aww nuts I’ve unwrapped
There's just one last thing I'm asking for
(Oh much more)
Snowmen roasting a goose, they just moved in upstairs, 'cuz it's cold
Polar bears selling Coke on TV
Baked cookies by the fireplace, that's where I sleep
(North Pole singing " " in pear trees)
It's all kitten cute, mistletoe I missed you
Mr. Scrooge gimme a little smooch on the lips
(" " you kissed)
Sugar boogers for days
Gimme that holidaze
(Throw snow, drink, shop, wear socks and ring bells)
" " sap all on my face
Gimme that holidaze
(Throw snow, " " )
I wanna be a professional snowflake
Gimme that holidaze