gilderoy lockhart (capt beard remix)

Oh
Break time over
Purple sweater with the white upside-down cross
It's gone
I know
It scared me too
But it can be our little secret
Depending how well you keep it
Well I watch a lot of interviews
And people's inner tubes, I'll Google how they work
Cool shirt, finish it off with the handshakes
Small talk, hand gestures, mall cops, [?]
They make it look so easy
Shout words they connect with
Deflect topics that aren't cost-effective
No thank you, thank you

Hug me, I'm covered in tar
I mean, I know we're far apart but
Yo, do you feel that spark?
Dozed off in landscapes inspired by farms
And all the angels say "Aa-aa-aa-ah"
Something's pretty cool about those dark, dark arts
Carnivals, ah, looking for carnivores
Seeking out Pauly Shore, Dolly Parton 26, Marshmallow honey lips
Her phone's full of funny clips
His soul's farm flicks, they're hand-me-downs

Your eyes
Look kind of like mine
When I try to play the cello, confused
I don't know how to play the cello, uh
I got you popcorn
Let's play Sharks and Minnows