Getting Naked and Playing with Guns (Alternate)

[Chorus]
Getting naked and playing with guns
There's a gerbil in the microwave
A baseball bat in everyone
Sharing kisses and building a bomb
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94

[Verse 1]
McDonalds PlayPlace before the Xbox
Cake frosting, sweet talking bedroom wall
Covered in knives, touching God, burning shit
We'll make a wish and take a trip to Future Town
Like our daddy did

And we'll kill the neighbor kid
Who only wants to be our friend
His dad is dead enough that
His new dad can cure the bends
We'll make a wish and take a trip to Future Town

Feeling weird, yet tasting sweet
It's a top-bottom, rock-smoking, magic mask
Making it bleed
Feeling sweet, getting weird
Now I can see the playground through the trees
And I can see the playground from the trees

[Verse 2]
And we'll show the neighbor kid
What our love actually means
He's here from out of town and I heard he's got A.D.D
We'll climb the tallest branch with a rifle full of dreams
And we'll blow the little dickhead up to smithereens

[Chorus]
Getting naked and playing with guns
There's a gerbil in the microwave
A baseball bat in everyone
Sharing kisses and building a bomb
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
We'll set it off like Microsoft in '94
In our backyard