Getting Married Tomorrow

[SILVIA]
Love is treading water
In a whirlpool of your tears
And so am I for Phoebe!

[PHOEBE]
And I for Ganymede!

Orlando:
And I for Rosalind!

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
And I for no woman!

[SILVIA]
Love is letting cupid stab you
Daily with his spears
And so am I for Phoebe!

[PHOEBE]
And I for Ganymede!

[ORLANDO]
And I for Rosalind!

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
And I for no woman!

[SILVIA]
Love is gripping on to hope
She'll realize you're alive

[ORLANDO]
And knowing that without her
You may not survive

[SILVIA]
And so am I for Phoebe!

[PHOEBE]
And I for Ganymede!

[ORLANDO]
And I for Rosalind!

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
And I for no female human!

[PHOEBE, SILVIA, ORLANDO]
Since you know it's true
How can you blame me for loving you?

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
Who are you talking to?

[ORLANDO]
To her that isn't here and doesn't hear me

[PHOEBE, SILVIA, ORLANDO]
Since you know it's true
How can you blame me for loving you like I do?
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I-

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
Stop!
I will help you if I can
So listen up, here’s the plan:
If I ever have a wife, she’ll be you
And I’m getting married tomorrow
If she’s your wish, I’ll grant that too
And you’re getting married tomorrow
If I ever satisfy a man, I’ll make you get your way
So meet me here in the morning
For your wedding day

[ORLANDO]
I’m getting married tomorrow?

[SILVIA & PHOEBE]
I’m getting married tomorrow?

[PHOEBE]
But—

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
Don’t ask questions, girl — just trust!

[SILVIA, PHOEBE, ROSALIND, ORLANDO]
I’m getting married tomorrow!

[CELIA & OLIVER]
I’m getting married tomorrow!

[ANDY & TOUCHSTONE]
I’m getting married tomorrow!

[JAQUES, spoken]
Spoiler alert! It’s a happy ending

[ROSALIND, ORLANDO, SILVIA, PHOEBE, CELIA, OLIVER, ANDY, & TOUCHSTONE]
We’re all getting married tomorrow!

[ROYAL MINION #1, spoken]
Your dukeness, we’ve just received news from arden!

[ROYAL MINION #2]
Your daughter’s getting married tomorrow!

[ROYAL MINION #3]
Your niece is getting married tomorrow!

[ROYAL MINION #4]
To the sons of Sir Roland du Bois!

[ROYAL MINIONS]
They’re all getting married tomorrow!

[DUKE FREDERICK, spoken]
I will address a mighty power, and on foot, will take my brother in Arden, and put him to the sword!!

[ROYAL MINIONS, spoken]
Yes, your dukeness!

[DUKE FREDERICK]
No one’s getting married tomorrow!
No one’s getting married tomorrow!
Mount your horses, men — let’s go!
Cause no one’s getting married tomorrow!

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE, spoken]
Alright, everyone, we’ve gotta plan a quadruple wedding in under two minutes. Let’s move, people!

[ALL]
I’m getting married tomorrow!
I’m getting married tomorrow!

[TOUCHSTONE]
Get me to the church on time!

[ALL]
I’m getting married tomorrow!
I’m getting married tomorrow!
I’m getting married tomorrow!

Who’s getting married?
I’m getting married
I’m getting married tomorrow!
I’m getting married tomorrow!
I’m getting married tomorrow!

[ROSALIND, as GANYMEDE]
Meet me here at dawn
Now go on, get gone!

[ALL]
I’m getting married
I’m getting married
I’m getting married tomorrow!