Geti Life Lyrics
[Intro (Yoni Wolf)]
Got a real buzz to it, but that's alright
[Verse 1 (Serengeti, Yoni Wolf, Sampled)]
Quick, let me get drunk as fast as I can (Damn!)
So I can fall asleep
And pretend to be a different man
(That's fucked up)
You know, the one that’s a architect
Is this a case of the grass is greener or is the shit more fresh?
(I'd say the latter)
That’s harsh
Like drowning in a sticky marsh
All your skeletons unveiled
Man, this life was dark, like Gargamel
Only saving grace was that he did a song with Jel
(How much did he charge you?)
(Somewhere around 60% of what you hear...)
Yo, Geti life, laying next to the sweaty wife
[Verse 2 (Serengeti, Yoni Wolf, Sampled)]
Hey, man, can I borrow your mind? (No!)
I really need a hit, it’s been a long time
Like seedlings growing to be giant pines
I should've stayed in school (Mhm)
Everything's cool
Hey, Yoni
(Yeah?)
I really need a hit
Something quick, this shit has been an embarrassment
I wanna be on film, too, so I hired a film crew
It got expensive
That’s a job people get hired to do (True)
I also got taken by the gypsies in Berlin, too
No marble, we’re like twins
Dark corner on basketball courts with mens
I told her
I can get her close to Yoni, I was lying, though
(He implied, of course...)
I told her I can get her close to Yoni
I was lying, though, we’re not really homies
(Huh? For real?)
It was getting later
I think she got the picture
She became silent, wouldn’t let me
Yo Geti life
Laying next to the sweaty wife
Yoni’s world, laying next to one of Yoni’s girls
(What?!)
("I don't know if you can quite picture that... Ten thousand women, all at one time."
"If you think any man can't express himself, punch him on the nose. You'll find out soon enough that he can.")
[Verse 3 (Serengeti, Sample, Yoni Wolf)]
I always wanted to be on a record label
I always wanted to have my own show on cable
My favorite team is the '87 Cubs
I love Hawk Dawson
I never felt awesome!
("Here's the problem.")
It’s always been a huge problem
I have a huge nose, like that woman on Blossom
Peeps to Jel and my man Odd Nosdam
I live in Chicago, but in California often
("Or the middle west")
I always wished my name was Otto
Everybody has a dream that they'll win the Lotto
("Over a million dollars!")
Or at least move to Abu Dhabi
I made it to the orange belt on Shotokan karate
I been drinking some [?]
Wish I had a friend or at least a decent hobby
(Shit)
My favorite show is tennis!
("Next point: Listen for what the speaker is not saying.")
(Uh, okay.)
("Have you been listening to me?!")
Often on tilt, often off balance
I'm getting older, so I hang around MILFs
Go to the movies by myself and feel intense guilt
I write a lot!
("I don't")
My head will explode!
("Seriously.")
Do a lot of music, shit's written in secret code
Catch me on a commode, explode
Geti life, laying next to the sweaty wife
YEAAHHHHHHH