JT Music & Rockit Music
JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden
JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden
JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music & Daddyphatsnaps
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music
JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden
JT Music
[Cromulons Head]
Show me what you got!
[Morty Smith]
Oh no Rick! the Cromulons are back again!
[Rick Sanchez]
Oh wow Morty, Th-th-that's uncanny
It's almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute
To "Rick and Morty's Adventures"
An-And they couldn't think of a more original way
To start the song
[Morty Smith]
Wait- What are you talking about?!
[Rick Sanchez]
Nevermind
[Morty Smith]
Th-That doesn't even make sense!
[Rick Sanchez]
Morty and MC Bulldops are back in the hizzy!
All my Gip Glops- All my Glip Glops put your
Hands in the air!
Morty, Morty- Drop me a fat beat!
[Morty Smith]
Okay Rick!
(Verse one)
[Rick Sanchez]
Represtin' Earth C-137
Y-You won't get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension
[Galactic Federation P.A.]
ARREST HIM!
HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES!
[Rick Sanchez]
None of which were sexual
Everybody consented
(Burp)
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed
[Morty Smith]
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
THAT MESSED WITH MY HEAD!
[Rick Sanchez]
Yeah
That was dark (burp)
It's in the past though Morty
I'm gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
[Morty Smith]
NO WAY! I was a victim of a "Jelly Bean" Predator!
[Rick Sanchez]
Think of it this way Morty
You're just building more character
[Jerry Smith]
Beth, lets be serious
Your fathers off his rocker
[Rick Sanchez]
I've got no regrets Jerry
But I can't speak for my daughter
[Summer Smith]
OH MY GOD! THIS FAMILY'S SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT
[Rick Sanchez]
Nobody asked you Summer
Come back when you become relevant
[Prince Nebulon]
You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!
[Rick Sanchez]
Check between my ass cheeks
If you want the recipe (eww)
Shock you like a mind fuck
Call it "Inception"
Just like Scary Terry
[Scary Terry]
I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH!
[Morty Smith]
Oh Hi Jessica!
[Rick Sanchez]
Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
[Morty Smith]
Why would anyone need anymore than that Rick?
[Rick Smith]
Morty, trust me
Your gonna get bored of that quick
DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!
(Chorus x2)
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubalubadubdub!
(Verse Two)
[Morty Sanchez]
I got to go to school Rick
That's what my parents say
[Rick Sanchez]
Shut up Morty
You don't have friends there anyway
[Morty Smith]
Well at least when I had a kid
I stuck around!
[Rick Sanchez]
You raised him pretty well
HE DESTROYED THE WHOLE FUCKIN' TOWN!
[Rick Sanchez]
A sexbot, Morty?
That's the best you can do?
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you
[Morty Smith]
Well- don't forget
You couldn't make it work out with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks!
[Mr. Meeseeks]
LOOK AT ME!
[Morty Smith]
I'M FED UP WITH ALWAYS GETTING TAKEN FOR GRANTED
I SHOULD HAD KILLED YOUR ASS AT THE FESTIVAL
BACK ON PURGE PLANET!
[Rick Sanchez]
Whoa Morty, I'm impressed
That was pretty Harsh
[Morty Smith]
Sorry, Rick
I gotta lay off the Yummy Yum's bars
[Rick Sanchez]
It's all good little man
My homies got our back!
Bird Person
Squanchy
Even Reverse Giraffe!
(Scream)
Just a parasite, its under control
[Mr. Poopybutthole]
Good job, Rick!
[Rick Sanchez]
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole
(Chorus x2)
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubalubadubdub!
[Rick Sanchez]
YEAHH
Rick And Morty-
Morty And Rick-
Track Number-Number two
NUMERO DOS!
YEAHH!
This is our song
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Get Schwifty
[Morty Smith]
Morty on the mic
And I'm high on Purgenol
I'll set fire to this track
Before I fucking burn you all!
You know I may not be smart
But I've got a lot of Heart
I make all the tough calls like the time I killed Fart
[Rick Sanchez]
Yeah Morty, we'll do-
We'll do whatever it costs
To get the Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce!
Even it if means calling in Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding
LICK MY BALLS YOU TALENTLESS DICKS!
[Morty Smith]
I'm the one true Morty
And that's a fact
Alone we aren't much;
But we are strong as a pack!
I'm the Mortiest Morty
And that makes me pretty awesome
[Rick Sanchez]
Careful
A cocky Morty can lead to some real problems
Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers
Its the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian Crystals!
Give me a hit!
[Morty Smith]
I survived Anatomy Park
Get on my level!
[Rick Sanchez]
I made Satan my bitch
Now he calls me the Devil
[Morty Smith]
Portal Hoppin' every day
[Rick Sanchez]
It's my favorite hobby
[Squanchy]
Shut the door! [Ugh- Gross!]
Can't you see that I'm Squanching?!
[Rick Sanchez]
You couldn't trick me with a Million-layered Simulation
Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation
I've got a solution for any bad situation (burp)
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation
(Chorus x2)
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubalubadubdub!
Get Schwifty Numero Dos was written by JT Music.
Get Schwifty Numero Dos was produced by JT Music.
JT Music released Get Schwifty Numero Dos on Fri Jul 28 2017.