Get On the Bus

I can’t believe I gotta stay here
I think I’m going crazy
‘Cause Uncle Vernon never stops
With the insults and the hating

And little Dudders is a fat kid
Who’s always complaining, oh
Aunt Petunia ain’t no better
She’s what you’d call a hater

Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And go for a ride
Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And say hello to Stan Shunpike

Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And go for a ride
Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And say hello to Stan Shunpike

Here I sit like an idiot
Doing all the housework
And what do I get for it?
I feel like a shop clerk

Aunt Marge, she came over
Man, what an ogre
Talking trash about my family
How could you blame me?

Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And go for a ride
Get your ticket or the Knight Bus
And say hello to Stan Shunpike

Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And go for a ride
Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And say hello to Stan Shunpike

I can’t wait to get back to Hogwarts
And see all my friends
‘Cause I can’t take any more in this damn place
So off I go

Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And go for a ride
Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And say hello to Stan Shunpike

Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And go for a ride
Get your ticket for the Knight Bus
And say hello to Stan Shunpike