Get Off The Wagon

Well I did myself some thinkin'
And I gave up all the drinkin'
And threw my cigarettes in the trash
Thought I'd live a little longer prob'ly get a little stronger
Even save myself a little cash
Now my friends they started snorin'
I guess I'm getting' borin'
My girl-friends keep walkin' out on me
There' s this voice keeps on naggin' -get off the wagon
Get back how you used to be!

[Chorus] Get off the wagon!
You're young boy, you ain't getting' old
Get off the wagon and stop doin' what you're told

If the truth be told, I was a lively little soul
Even socialisin' without the aid of booze
But when it carne to meetin' women
My head would start a-spinnin'
And l' d wind up starin' at my shoes
So let the angels kiss my ass
L' m gonna lift up my glass
And welcome my good ol' self back
If you give me enough rope
Im gonna wind up smokin' dope
Droppin' acid, snortin' coke and smokin' crack!

[Chorus]
As I lift up my flask I can hear y' all ash
Ain't ya worried 'bout the damage boozin' does?
When my liver starts complainin'
And my heart it starts a-strainin'
I'll find myself some gas that I can buzz!
Guess I'll turn over a page when I reach my old age
Provided I actually get there
I'll get on the wagon when my chest starts a-saggin'
And I lose all my teeth and my hair!

[Chorus x2]