Get Off Me, Dog!

[Intro: Violent J]
"Yo, heya 2 Dope, man, check this out, man
You know what the word on the streets is, dawg
The word on the streets is that you a bitch
What's up with that, man?"

[Verse: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Motherfuckers tweak, gotta tweak, why ya tweak?
Golly gosh willakers, me oh my, my oh me
Get off me, dog, before I sting your chin
I let my nut sack flap in the wind
'Cause I'm 2 Dope, clown love O.G (Clown love!)
And it's one chop, two boing, boom chop three (Chop! Chop!)
In the melon, in the back of the melon
One black, two black eyeballs swellin'
Always backwards thinking, thinking backwards lord-oh-lordy
Sippin' on the blunt, puffing on a forty-orty
O-Z, motherfuck me
Fuck Stewart Francke, they call me
Jelly Jell-o boy 'cause my nut sack jiggles (Jiggles)
And when it's cold out, my nut sack shrivels (Shrivels)
And crawls up my booty hole, warm and snug
And gets chased out by the booty hole bug
Goddamn (Damn), I ain't who I am (Am)
I'm always fucking big fat bitches named Pam (Huh?)
Nineteen years of breathing smog
Got me mental, so get off me, dog!

[Chorus]
Dog (Damn, dog, 2 Dope is so fucking fresh!)
Get off me, dog (Yeah, get off me, dog)
Get off me, dog (Ay, bitch!) (He said get off me, dog!)
Get off me, dog (Get off me, dog!)
Get off me, dog (Yeah, yeah)
Get off me, dog (2 Dope's the mother fucking shit!)
Get off me, dog (I wanna be like 2 Dope, man)
Get off me, dog (No, I wanna be like 2 Dope, man)
Get off me, dog (Ay, man, you can't handle 2 Dope)
(I'm 2 Dope. I call it)
Get off me, dog (Hold on, let's play ICP. I'll be 2 Dope)
Get off me, dog (No, I'm 2 Dope, man, no, fuck this)
Get off me, dog (I wanna be like that mother fucker!)
Get off me, dog (Get off me, dog!)
Dog