Get Me To the Church On Time

[Verse 1]
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

I gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
Show me how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancin', roll up the floor
If I am whistlin', whisk me out the door

For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Kick up an rumpus but don't lost the compass
And get me to the church
Get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time

[Verse 2]
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Box me and jail me
Stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church on time

I gotta be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Someone who's able
Look under the table
And get me to the church on time

If I am flying then shoot me down
If I am wooin', get her out of town

For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me
Call out the army

But get me to the church (Get him to the church)
Oh be sure and get me to the church on time