Gender Fluid

[Intro: Chef Slushy]
Alright, so, this song is based on a true story
I had a girlfriend, and she kept switching up on me
So every other day I was gettin' my butt plowed in (laughter)
Dude, ok, never mind (JRDN, what is this shit?)

[Pre Chorus: Chef Slushy]
Aye, I'm a cashier cuz I’m gettin' trans action
Dick no balls, yeah she rock the trans fashion
Blew her back out like a Ghast in a bastion
Voice change so much that we need the live captions
I do not want to date a dude
Because I’m not gay, don’t misconstrue
I only date her as a girl, we break up when she’s a man
That’s the problem with a girl who can’t dеcide if she is trans

[Chorus: Chef Slushy]
I don’t know if I'm gay and I can’t really say
Cuz I don't know what gеnder she rockin' today
She pulled up yesterday and she gave me some play
But now she is a he and his new name is Clay
Now she gettin' fickle say she wantin' a pickle
And she went back and had the doctor cut it off with a sickle
You know I asked her “did it hurt?” she said “it’s only a tickle”
She’s had changed five times it don’t make sense like a nickel!

[Verse: Chef Slushy]
I only care if her head game spectacular
Man Irish spring, girl smell like lavender
She make my heart race it’s Cardiovascular
Language of love speak it like my vernacular
Make her wet Tuesday on Wednesday get hard
Two dicks like a sword fight sayin "en garde"
Two D like DnD and I play the bard
She take my breath away feel like I got the SARS
Keep switching back and forth yeah she got all of the hormones
Bang between mood swings, love the way that whore moans
She’s gender fluid, nothin else to it
Like King Julian love the way that she move it
Pronouns He/Him She/Her They/Them
Don’t wanna date a dude if she whip out a dick it’s mayhem
She looked with a smile, said “wanna try butt sex?”
Thought she was a girl, but saw her bulge and now I’m suspect
Now she be saying it’s gender dysphoria
Don't know what that is I think it’s from Euphoria
She’s ill but annoying, I call her Peoria
Friends call her Clay but her name is Victoria
If she pull up a man then I’m sending her home
Half the time I don't realize before she give dome
Her gender confusion got me so confused
On my orientation that I wrote this poem

[Chorus: Chef Slushy]
I don’t know if I'm gay and I can’t really say
Cuz I don't know what gender she rockin' today
She pulled up yesterday and she gave me some play
But now she is a he and his new name is Clay
Now she gettin' fickle say she wantin' a pickle
And she went back and had the doctor cut it off with a sickle
You know I asked her “did it hurt?” she said “it’s only a tickle”
She’s had changed five times it don’t make sense like a nickel!