Geek Cypher 2

My cypher sense is tingling
Lifting the filaments on my skin
To send me swinging through your grandma’s condominium
Whether I’m Spider, Slender, or Enderman
I can cinder singers to obsidian and singe em to oblivion

My fingers are fidgeting
Giving these inputs even quicker than what your brain delivers the image in
Can’t even slow it down to mimic it
I be gripping controllers
Taking you on an emotional rollercoaster
And when you’re choking, I’mma slap your rage explosion on a poster
So strike a pose and smile pretty for your glamour photo

OH!
Got your career ending
I’m descending with the wings of a pegasus
While you’re sitting in the Pits yelping
I’m a Primal emissary
‘Cause they said it was the year to #BeLegendary
And looked at me to represent it

It’s the dawn of a new era
Everyone’s turning to a heartless by staring in a black mirror
Thinking we can wave a wand and solve our problems
While they’re looking for a half genie I’mma give them all hero

Got my headphones on and I’m listening
Get inside your psyche with my psychs and my tin pins
I lift a finger and erase the competition
Now that’s a flick of the wrist that’s worth the recognition

My style cascades, you just HTML
I’m in a div class if you haters can’t tell
I’m a major league gamer so do me a favor, and don’t hate the player, just hate the ML

I’m conquering these continents it’s like I’m on an Odyssey
Many ask how odd is he, yes he, is modestly
They can try to replicate my prodigy robotically
But scientists have yet to invent that kind of technology

Newcomers are nervous
To step in the circus
I’m opening portals, setting up turrets
While they punch themselves and running in circles

I’m hogging the bandwidth with a band’s width of dollars I’m earning
So here’s a tip, ring the Geek Squad if anythings urgent

When the call drops
You just got customer serviced