Gear Bustin’ Sort of a Feller

Honk Honk
500 Miles to Memphis, Tennessee
How in the HONK am I gonna make it there by three?
You better move over when you hear this diesel feller

I'm a double clutching, scale jumping, mile making, tail gating, cop dodging, line crossing, coffee drinking, pin balling,jack knifing,part timing, wind jamming, late running, gear bustin' sort of a feller

There's a pretty little waitress at a truck stop in Birmingham
But I'm running way behind and that throws a monkey wrench in our plans
It's really gonna break her heart when I have to tell her
(Next trip baby)

I'm a double clutching, scale jumping, mile making, tail gating, cop dodging, line crossing, coffee drinking, pin balling,jack knifing,part timing, wind jamming, late running, gear bustin' sort of a feller

That HONK HONK sightseer holding me up half an hour
We's poking along with 280 horsepower
Yeah you better move over when you hear this diesel feller

Cause I'm a double clutching, scale jumping, mile making, tail gating, cop dodging, line crossing, coffee drinking, pin balling,jack knifing,part timing, wind jamming, late running, gear bustin' sort of a feller

Dad blame tourist

I'm a double clutching, scale jumping, mile making, tail gating, cop dodging, line crossing, coffee drinking, pin balling,jack knifing,part timing, wind jamming, late running, opossum squashing, tourist hating, four banging, road running,[?] smelling, fist fighting, tail gating, cop dodging,line crossing coffee drinking...