Gay Web

[INTRO]
*Gay laughing*
DICK!

[Chorus]
The government tried to ban me from the Gay Web
I downloaded hole browser then got back in
Went and got a VPN
Just kissed another man
Imma keep sucking these niggas on sight 'till I fuck his friends
This shit's gay but it's cool but I gotta get it in
I tried 5 lubes but this dick, it's not sticking in
If the dick past '12, it's not fitting in
Bro came over round on the cock, his booty still on pend

[VERSE 1]
You can call me anything but straight boy, I ain't ever been
I'm about to take this dick somewhere it ain't ever been
You need to stop saving dick pics that you ain't never send
Niggas love to run off with the booty so I never lend
The holes never ask you for dildos cause they always... [?]
The holes never ask you for condoms cause I'm still shittin'
You can ask every dick about me, Imma fool with it
I sucked a dick for $50 and left the drool with it
I'm about to buy some STD's and act a fool with it
I just fucked 2 niggas off ebay... [?]
I just got my cheeks clapped, took my cheeks and turned it
I feel like Chief Sosa, I suck these niggas cause I earned it
At first I didn't know how to be gay, took my time and learned it
Your girl was trynna give me a kiss, yo I had to curve it
I made my first butthole search, took that and turned it
One day that dick got mad then took my clothes and burnt them

[Chorus]
The government tried to ban me from the Gay Web
I downloaded hole browser then got back in
Went and got a VPN
Just kissed another man
Imma keep sucking these niggas on sight 'till I fuck his friends
This shit's gay but it's cool but I gotta get it in
I tried 5 lubes but this dick, it's not sticking in
If the dick past '12, it's not fitting in
Bro came over round on the cock, his booty still on pend