Gay Conscience

[Intro]
Meet Ted, an 18 year old college student
Fed up with the life and the way things are going
He considers coming out as gay
Until suddenly, his conscience comes in to play

[Verse: Thick Shady & Embis]
Aight, gosh
I know you fuckin' gay man, no need to be ashamed and
Don't worry it's a great plan to write your fam a statement
No escapin' so embrace it, hope I can help the pain, damn
To get you out this place, fam
Nah, fuck that, you flamin', so charred it looks like spray tan
You look like a douche more than the guys who wear their ray bands
When your Christian family weighs in, they gonna think you crazy
Complainin' and sayin', like, "how the fuck we raise him?"
Nah, Jesus loves all no matter what sins you commit
Now, appeasin' them all might be some tough shit to attend but Please do it dog, they on some fuck shit and they sinned
If they reason you're gone and you're too fucked up to be cleansed
Nah, dude, if you admit, you'll be stuck up in that shit
Struck upside the head, hit and then tucked up in a bin
Try to fuck some girls, don't you suck another dick
'Cause people are gonna hurl if you fuckin' with the men
Ah, shut the fuck, bitch, man, don't listen to this dick
He's homophobic and knows it and he gets a little kick
Off pokin' holes in your boldness and then pissin' off the kids
You so composed and it's okay you ain't stickin' to a clit
Now, what the fuck you say? Little maggot, just shoo away
Break your bones like some sticks, you a faggot in two ways
Get a hoe or chick and go grab you some pootang
Or maybe you'll get married and I'll hand you the bouquet
Ok, chill, enough, bitch, go pack you a suitcase
And don't forget your discs, always jackin' to Blu-ray's
Listen to me dude, now, you actin' a fool, K?
Just go up to your dad and then you brag that you're too gay

[Chorus: Ted]
These voices they tell me I am gay
I'm prolly schizophrenic
This ain't good, I think I'll
Go check into a mental hospital
Please kill me, I think I might result to
A bullet into the brain, so how 'bout I just (*gunshot*)

[Outro: Thick Shady & Embis]
Uh, the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh-oh god
Oh, god, Jesus! Oh, god, there's blood everywhere
Oh-oh god, yeah, he's dead man
Wait-wait, how are we still alive then?
Uh uh, I don't know, I-I guess because we're... spirits?
Ah
Angel and demon?
Right, that makes sense, yeah
Mmm... (*clears throat*)
Well, this is awkward
Yep (*clears throat*)
I guess we could... have sex
Mmm... good idea, let's go do that
Yeah, aight, let's go