Gay Boss (Live At The Hopetoun Hotel, Feb 2000)

(Ten reasons to be gay, boss!)
(There’s that many?)
(It's a very funky, funky, funky, very, very, funky, funky song)
(Counting)

1, 2, 3, 4
Don't kiss me when we meet
Stand back two or three feet
We'll smile, we'll nod, we'll talk
Hey, hey, we're the people of today
Hey, hey, now the feelin's gone away

The office of the weak
The whisperers and meek
Is closin' down today
You may not get your grant
You might not understand
But I think that's okay

I lost my feet on rollercoaster street
Now here come the peaks
Hey, hey, we're the people of today
Hey, hey, now the feelin's gone away

La-la-la-la-la-la
One brain split into three
You and you and you, come with me
Fa-la-la-la-la-la

I lost my feet on rollercoaster street
Now here come the peaks
Yay, ten reasons to be gay
Hey, hey, we're the people of today
Hey, hey, now the feelin's gone away

Ladies and gentlemen, the boss