Gauges

Always lip smacking that’s how we actin'
Always ass grabbin' she’s so attractive
Always never happens unless it’s intermittent
When we are together I kinda go ballistic
Always hand holdin' that’s how we rollin'
Always apart so our heart parts are swollen
Always on my mind it's like we share the same soul
And when we aren’t together I kinda lose control YEAH!

I like that she got strangeness how can we arrange this
A moment of your time because my mind needs maintenance
Little bit of patience must be persistent
Think that I like her now I want her this instant
Can it be love, yo, always been against it
Unrequited, was a wreck then I set my sights on this kid
Mystic, hip chick, life had went and fixed it
Kismet, lips wet, think I am addicted
Like I had a life and somebody went and pimped it
Give my digits a minute so never insist it
And then when I kissed it it tasted like lightning
Chewing bubble yum now we cuddle bums for life-y
In time we might be, now were separate places
(In LD's Hell B my pelvis is anxious?)
She is the bomb, dig, she’s so outrageous
I love my girl cuz my girl got gauges

Chorus

Flew her to Virginia flew her to Manhattan
Flew into my life now I’m psyched to start rappin’
Somebody threw their cap in, I thought I was too lame
But yo she brings the heat like the tiniest blue flame
Now I know a new name I got a new boo
Like we in Bowser’s castle life’s a raffle I don’t lose
Though I got the answer like the ending of blues clues
My plan is to romance her till her very last tooth's loose
I am just not used to the way that my heart beats
Now she in my life like a kid in a car seat
I drive a little slower cuz I know we're in real life
Black girl jeans with the booty that’s too tight
Now that I have hindsight I’m happy for heartbreak
I don’t mind that the main event starts late
At least it started I was ready for dark days
Don’t mind that we're apart as long as we don’t part ways

Chorus

Yo girl this is mc chris I’m sorry it didn’t work out
I really wanted it too but you’re just too far away and at the end of the day I can’t handle that long distance relationship no more
I come home from tour every time and I got some girl I can spend time with on the phone on Google chats on America Online instant messenger
But it’s not the same as just holdin' somebody in real life you know?
Where you can smell their bad ass breath and you know when they fart
I wanna know when you fart girl, but I don’t and that’s why I gotta say goodbye
Cuz you could be fartin' and I wouldn’t even know for real let the choir sing