Gastronomicplentyfication

Me and a friend walking down the street
Got no clothes and nothing to eat
Saw a sign, ''come in'', it said
"Enter hungry, go well fed"
Went inside, boy I swear
There was gastronomicplentyfication everywhere

Sat in booth, our tails behind
Got everything that stood or lied
Or crawled or flied
Or leaned or died

Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pagan pie corn
Fritters, baby-sitters, eastern fry
Dill pickles, kill pickles, onion soup
Table eggs, hard boiled eggs
Pu-pu-padhoup

Creatures, preachers
Coq with wine and rice bowls
Old souls and turpentine

Gastronomicplentyfication
Go and fill yourself with that edifycation
Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy
Now flip it in, dip it in and enjoy now

Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy, now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now
Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy, now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now
Stuff it in, shove it in, eat it all boy, now
Flip it in, dip it in, eat and enjoy now

Finally, we ate our fill
So we got up and paid the bill
Now you are part of this (?) story too and so am I
Friend, this one's on you

I give you fruitcake, clambake, pesticide
Pig's knuckles, brass knuckles, alligator hide
Slow job, quick job, any way you want it
Rehearsing or nursing, it's you I want

Sat in booth, our tails behind
Get everything that stood or lied
Crawled or flied
Leaned or died
Everything that stood or lied

(x3)
Or crawled or flied
Leaned or died
Everything that stood or lied

Everything that stood or lied