Gary the Uncool Guy (Acapella)

[Verse]
Gary you are the least cool guy
You could make a coolifier die
You are refused a cool guy pie
You do an uncool guy cry
I will kick you in uncool part
Your entire body will be bruised
You are even less cool than a fart
You being uncool is not new news
You are as cool as a hippo
That is not at all
You are like a melted Calippo
You are no longer tall
I will kick your shin
I will kick your chin
I will kick your knee
I will kick your pee
I will punch your shoulder
I will hit your tooth with boulder
I will slap you on the wrist
It will then no longer exist
You are the worst ever
I will hit you with giant lever
I will flick you into car
And then it will drive backwards very far
I will pee on your face
It will hurt more than Mace
You are so uncool you die
Goodbye, Gary the Uncool Guy