Gary Saw Linda Last Night

[Chorus]
Gary saw Linda last night kissing Frank Roma
He was sad
I thought they were lovers
But then I was glad
Cuz now I'd be alone (Yeah!)

[Post-Chorus]
To walk the streets of Endicott
All by myself
I need to walk the streets of Endicott
On a Friday afternoon (Yeah!)

[Interlude]
And I still remember the time
That I saw Linda and Frank kissing
They had no concern for me, they weren't even thinking
It was lust, I guess
But I feel real bad because... Frank was a good friend of mine
He had been my friend for a long time
And Linda was like my first girlfriend
So when he came up to her and started kissing her
What do you... What did- what did you expect me to do?
I had to ask him one more time
"Just what were you trying to do to my girlfriend
Were you trying to take her away from me?
Linda meant a lot to me, you knew that"
And to think that...
All it took was one kiss
One simple kiss was all it took
For you to take my girlfriend away
It only took one kiss
To make me think
That I never would have Linda back
But you should have never done that
You should have never thought
That I wouldn't find out
When I watched you
I watched you through the trees
As I hid, up in the woods
And I saw you kissing Linda
You were kissing Linda
You were kissing Linda and I didn't even think one moment
That you would even- that you would even think about me!
You didn't think what I would think!
But I guess, i-it must have been lust...
That's all it could have been, lust...
First degree lust, second degree
You made me feel
So bad when you were kissing Linda
Oh, Frank, why did you even think that?
Didn't you know I'd even think about that for a moment?
Please... please stop and think a moment
Don't kiss Linda any more, that's all I'm asking
When I come back home don't let me find out you were kissing Linda
You were kissing Linda
You were kissing Linda under the tree, Frank
And I just haven't been able to forgive...
I can't forgive you
I can't forgive you for any moment
Any time, any time at all that I stopped
And I thought about what you had done
You made me feel so bad!

[Chorus]
Gary saw Linda last night kissing Frank Roma
He was sad
I thought they were lovers
But then I was glad
Cuz now I'd be alone

[Post-Chorus]
To walk the streets of Endicott
All by myself
I need to walk the streets of Endicott
On a Friday afternoon

[Outro]
I could feel the sun rising
It started getting hot
I could feel the sun rising
I really liked her a lot
I could feel the trees moving
They want to hold my hand
Just like Linda and Frank
It really got out of hand
You know, the last time I saw you
You were kissing my girl
Just like Adam and Eve
I can't trust you no more